What movies have not aged well?

You Only Live Twice

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

What would TERFs do if there weren't such a thing as being transgender? Who would be their target?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Ah so!”

Is it possible to achieve spiritual enlightenment while being in a romantic relationship?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Why does my girlfriend keep asking me if I love her?

Goldfinger

Diamonds Are Forever

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why does my intimate area “sweat” and smell so much? I almost have to have a shower everyday. How do I get rid of this?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-All the bad guys are black.

Dr No

Why do females hate MGTOW so much?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

From Russia With Love

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

How do I identify fake friends in life?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

How do I explain to my husband that my 19-year-old son has accidentally gotten me pregnant?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Octopussy

Moonraker

What is your best gay fantasy?

-J W Pepper

-”She is very sexyful!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!